What makes this holiday special so special? Well, how about all this stuff?!
Out-of-context quotes…
How can you not love a pan that you can just wipe with a dirty rag?
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Corey Feldman is no Sammy Hagar that’s for goddamn sure!
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Square dancing is a gateway drug.
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They call that dream dick…you might want to lay off the Robitussin.
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She was on the wrong end of a rape fantasy.
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This is not good meth, because I’m super fat.