10 Unbelievable Facts about America
ONE If you turn off the lights and say “‘Merica!” three times, when you turn the lights back on Thomas Jefferson will appear and present you with a coupon for $5 off at Cracker Barrel (one per patriot allowed.) TWO While fireworks may have been invented by the Chinese in the 12th century, their use […]
Luke Skywalker in Star Wars VII Poster
We totally fixed the new Star Wars VII poster by adding in Luke Skywalker. Original poster & Mark Hamill image copyright Lucasfilm
20 Random Images to Put in Your Eyeballs
Point your face towards these and enjoy!
How to Renovate a House: A Simple Two Step Guide
In this short guide I will explain to you how to renovate a house with little to no effort. Step 1: Get a House That Needs Renovating This step should be obvious. You can’t really renovate a house if you don’t have one, so crack open the classified ads or craigslist and find yourself a […]
16 Short Clean Jokes for You
Get ready to laugh and/or groan and/or roll your eyes right out of your skull with this collection of clean jokes… Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field. Plateaus are the highest form of flattery. Two fish are in a tank and one says to the other […]
13 Pics of Neil deGrasse Tyson Being Awesome
Yep, Neil is pretty stellar…
“Farmer Song” – New Original Song by HyperSloth
An original song by your boys ZigZag and Rufus here at HyperSloth HQ about being a weed farmer. Available soon in iTunes, Amazon, Google Play, etc., etc…! For a heads up on when the song goes up for sale follow us on Facebook! Lyrics VERSE I got a farm I’m growing happiness I got a […]
The Simpsons: Restaurant Names
Here’s a list of (probably) all of the restaurants to appear on The Simpsons. Big T Burgers and Fries Bob’s Big Buddha Bob’s Big Poi Chez Guevara Chez Paree Der Krazy Kraut Facestuffer’s Fatso’s Hash House The Flapjack Stack The French Confection The Frying Dutchman The Gilded Truffle Greaser’s Café Greasy Joe’s Bottomless Barbecue Pit […]
5-Year-Old Kid Technology Collision
Rufus’ 5-year-old son wanted to listen to his favorite album in his room so he put his mom’s iPhone in his CD player and played it. His favorite album is a Huey Lewis and the News “best of” album, by the way…
Groomsman Caught in the Matrix
At Rufus’ (far left) brother’s wedding back in 2009, the wedding photographer had a silly idea for all the groomsmen to jump in the air at the same time. Apparently one of them got caught in The Matrix.