10 Unbelievable Facts about America

ONE If you turn off the lights and say “‘Merica!” three times, when you turn the lights back on Thomas Jefferson will appear and present you with a coupon for $5 off at Cracker Barrel (one per patriot allowed.) TWO While fireworks may have been invented by the Chinese in the 12th century, their use […]

10 Unbelievable Facts About Star Wars

Totally unbelievable these facts are! ONE Due to a budget shortfall during Episode IV, 30% of Chewbacca’s costume had to be made with hair found in the drain of Carrie Fisher’s shower. There was so much left over that they were then able to create an entire Bantha from scratch which had been previously removed […]

How to Renovate a House: A Simple Two Step Guide

In this short guide I will explain to you how to renovate a house with little to no effort. Step 1: Get a House That Needs Renovating This step should be obvious. You can’t really renovate a house if you don’t have one, so crack open the classified ads or craigslist and find yourself a […]

16 Short Clean Jokes for You

Get ready to laugh and/or groan and/or roll your eyes right out of your skull with this collection of clean jokes… Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field. Plateaus are the highest form of flattery. Two fish are in a tank and one says to the other […]

“Farmer Song” – New Original Song by HyperSloth

An original song by your boys ZigZag and Rufus here at HyperSloth HQ about being a weed farmer. Available soon in iTunes, Amazon, Google Play, etc., etc…! For a heads up on when the song goes up for sale follow us on Facebook! Lyrics VERSE I got a farm I’m growing happiness I got a […]

The Simpsons: Restaurant Names

Here’s a list of (probably) all of the restaurants to appear on The Simpsons. Big T Burgers and Fries Bob’s Big Buddha Bob’s Big Poi Chez Guevara Chez Paree Der Krazy Kraut Facestuffer’s Fatso’s Hash House The Flapjack Stack The French Confection The Frying Dutchman The Gilded Truffle Greaser’s CafĂ© Greasy Joe’s Bottomless Barbecue Pit […]

5-Year-Old Kid Technology Collision

Rufus’ 5-year-old son wanted to listen to his favorite album in his room so he put his mom’s iPhone in his CD player and played it. His favorite album is a Huey Lewis and the News “best of” album, by the way…