Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a rivetting deep dive into all things cool! Highlights from this episode include:
Plumbing issues!Dark beer!Hackers!Twinkies!Samsung appliances suck!Requiem for the American Dream!Donald Trump!Skype sucks!Make Bald Eagles Great Again!
Random Out-of-Context Quotes:
RUFUS: “It’s hard to gauge my IQ because I’m so smart I don’t believe in the same numbers as most geniuses.”
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RUFUS’ DOG: “I don’t’ want to get kicked or punched…and I DO like pepperoni…therefore, I shall pee pee outside.”
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RUFUS: Surely if Jesus could turn water into wine he could turn a pile of lumber into a hut.
ZZ: Unless it’s from Ikea.
RUFUS: LMAO!
ZZ: Not even Jesus can put that shit together.
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RUFUS: Supid people are stupid, but stupider people are even more stupid.
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RUFUS: How many Alanis Morrisette lyrics do you know?
ZIG ZAG: You ought to know.