Your buddies Zig Zag and Rufus have done it again. We’ve invented the best hotdog recipe ever compiled by man or beast. Behold…The Slothdog. Recipe below. Please send all thank you notes and gifts to our corporate headquarters.
Thinks You Need
- Pepperidge Farm split-top buns
- Ballpark all beef hotdogs
- Mad Anthony’s Fiery Mustard hot sauce
- Sriracha
- Grillo’s Pickle de Galo pickle salsa
Things You Do
- Cook hotdog
- Put hotdog in bun
- Add Mad Anthony’s Fiery Mustard hot sauce on one side
- Add Sriracha hot sauce on the other side
- Cover with Grillos Pickle de Gallo
- Absorbed it into your being
- Lavish Zig Zag and Rufus with gifts
